so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the lifeguards are actually zombies and they’re too busy watching the crowd at the olympics to save anyone. that’s the kind of chaos you’ll find on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.

we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.

plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest minecraft server ever and see if you can outsmart those distracted lifeguards.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 15 Void Gems Collected: 38
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
Emeralds Found: 1506 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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