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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1751 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.
if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
