| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8168 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
GTSMP1.aternos.me:54432
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5031 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 189 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 9603 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 170 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5524 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 26 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 499 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 197 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6959 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 122 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2749 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3264 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8612 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9749 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6946 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in
blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8292 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7751 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3419 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.
Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7235 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 166 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6604 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8907 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7665 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 252 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6695 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3782 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 5113 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
