GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crops Grown:	4593	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Justice: Death or Life

blocky, Capital Punishment, Court, crime, criminal justice, criminal law, death, death penalty, incarceration, judge, judicial system, Justice, law, Legal System, Life, life sentence, long tail tag, Prison, punishment, Sentence, sentencing, WORST

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pixel Brain Connection: Minecraft Mayhem

Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain axis, brain function, brain health, brain inflammation, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Connection, dementia, gut dysbiosis, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain communication, gut-brain connection, inflammation, MAYHEM, microbial diversity, Microbiome, Minecraft, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, pathology, PIXEL

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got a whole new frontier in alzheimer’s disease pathology!!! yea u heard right, our gut microbiota-brain axis is off da charts!! u can build ur own brain cells outta blocks and fight off zombie neurons with ur trusty pickaxe. plus, we got a secret level where u can battle a giant brain boss to unlock the cure for memory loss. join now and flex ur brain power like never before!! #minecraftmadness #gutmicrobiotagaming

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HoneyMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Building Skills Challenges Fun Exploration Community PvP Economy Creative Minigames Sandbox Roleplay Fantasy Monsters Quests Dungeons Crafting Exploration, Vanilla

HoneyMC is a Survival server that offers a unique experience! Join us for exciting adventures, explore, build and evolve your skills in a world full of challenges and fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Galactic Cube SMP

activities, Adventuring, building, Community, Exploring, friendly-atmosphere, Galactic Cube SMP, Helpful Staff, Land claiming, leadership, Minecraft, minecraft adventure, new players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Returning Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming Community

Galactic Cube is a fun and engaging Minecraft server that offers a great experience for new and returning players. With many useful plugins, you can do a variety of things such as protect your creations by claiming your land, toggle PvP on and off to avoid unwanted fights, and enjoy a friendly and welcoming atmosphere with helpful staff and exceptional leadership. Whether you like building, exploring, or adventuring, there’s plenty of activites to do and enjoy. With exciting features and a welcoming community, it’s the perfect place to dive into your next Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	137	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Ice Cube – Brain Freeze Edition

Brain, challenge, Community, creativity, Cube, Custom, Economy, Edition, engaged, Entertained, Environment, Forums, FREEZE, Ice, INFORMATION, Jobs, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Play, Quests, Server, Skills, Survival, Version, Wilderness

Server Overview

IP	play.cubedao.net
Version	1.8 – 1.21.1

The Survival gamemode is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

IP: play.cubedao.net

Information: https://docs.cubedao.net/

Forums: https://cubedao.net/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.cubedao.net with the specified version of Minecraft.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines to follow on our server. You can find them in our documentation.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more to enhance your survival experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Craze Minecraft Server

banned user, blocky, CRAZE, favorite board, favorite x type person nudes, few threads, forum, forum rules, good threads, inappropriate content, low replies, Minecraft, moderation issues, Online Community, online discussion, retarded board, Server, thread engagement, thread participation, thread quality, thread topics, UNBANNED, user behavior, user experience

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate land of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and the chance to ride pigs into battle like the true warriors you are. Forget about boring threads, on our server, the only threads you’ll be interested in are the ones where we discuss the best way to build a house out of TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Anonymous SMP – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, Entertainment, girl groups, korean culture, korean pop, Kpop, kpop albums, kpop artists, kpop comeback, kpop debut, kpop fandom, kpop fans, kpop idols, kpop industry, kpop merchandise, kpop news, kpop songs, kpop trends, Kpop World, Minecraft, Music, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for epic dance parties in the virtual world, where you can show off your best Kpop moves and impress all your fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground Kpop fan club, where you can gossip about your favorite idols and plan elaborate fan projects. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden Kpop shrine hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Kpop adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next virtual Kpop superstar.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Brother’s Big Day Minecraft Server

big, Bridesmaid, brother’s wedding, brothers, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Day, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, maid of honor, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of wedding invitations, maid of honor duties, and grandma drama!

Are you ready to navigate through the twists and turns of family relationships while building epic structures and battling mobs? Our server is the perfect place for players who thrive on chaos and drama!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your grandma’s honor, even if it means missing out on your brother’s wedding. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have a virtual adventure filled with laughter and tears?

Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join our server today and let the drama unfold in the most unexpected ways! Remember, in our server, family feuds are just another part of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoDoorNoProblemMC

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Angry, Apologize.., baby, banging, DESPERATE, Door, Earring, Elevator, Favor, Favors, Help, husband, Knocking, neighbor, NoDoorNoProblemMC, Rude, stranger, Trauma

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like you have to answer the door for strangers? Look no further! Our server is filled with virtual doors that never need answering, so you can game in peace without any earring emergencies interrupting your playtime.

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who just can’t seem to take a hint. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of boundaries, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Don’t let aggressive knockers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from annoying neighbors?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

QuitLifeInMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of the real world and all its responsibilities? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about all your problems and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the map – find it and you’ll be the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Chicken Jousting” and “Pig Racing” where you can compete against other players for fabulous prizes (and bragging rights, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join our Minecraft SMP today – because who needs real life when you can have virtual adventures and endless fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockBraggerz

Accomplishments.., Achievements, BlockBraggerz, personal growth, Proud, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build elaborate structures in Minecraft? Well, join our server and show off your skills to the world! We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamond blocks that only the most skilled players can access. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build-off! So if you’re proud of your Minecraft prowess, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LebCraft: Nasrallah’s Epic Challenge

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have nasrallah daring israel to invade lebanon in speech, making it a HISTORIC OPPORTUNITY for all players! imagine the chaos and excitement as you build and battle in a world inspired by this crazy event. join now for a chance to be a part of the action and create your own legendary moments in minecraft history!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Thermal Charge Harvesting Server

CHARGE, charge generation, charge transfer interface, clean energy, electrical conductivity, energy efficiency, energy harvesting, environmental impact, green technology, Harvesting, heat transfer, innovation, materials science, organic, organic electronics, power generation, renewable energy, Server, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Thermal, thermal energy, thermoelectric device

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t in minecraft. we got organic thermoelectric devices dat harvest thermal energy like it’s nobody’s business. charge transfer interfaces? we got dat too, and dey be poppin off like fireworks on da fourth of july. come join us and witness da magic of charge generation like u never seen before. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftmadness #crazychargegeneration

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Savage Crafters

Adventure, awesome community, bigchadguys, building, Cobblemon, Economy, Exploration, fabric server, Gaming, latest version Minecraft, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Playtime ranks, pokemon, PvE, Redstone, resource packs, Shaders, Survival, Voting Rewards

BigChadGuys w/Cobblemon Fabric Server! Pixelmon meets latest version minecraft! Voting rewards, playtime ranks, awesome community 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Animals Bred:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Toxic Network

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Community Based, Cross-Play, custom challenges, Economy, exciting rewards, Factions, Fun, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, pillars of fortune, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Support, Survival, survival custom, Toxic Network, unique experience

Toxic Games is a Minecraft network that offers a unique experience with exciting modes like Skyblock, Survival Custom, and Pillars of Fortune. With support for Java and Bedrock players, Toxic Games guarantees fun for all types of adventurers, providing custom challenges and exciting rewards in every game. Join now and become part of our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	7494	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!