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AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	2567	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	61
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	747	Zombie Dances:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Potions Brewed:	165	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchantments Applied:	238
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	9678
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Items Found:	3523
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2110	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7859
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	4092

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	561
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5