GrumpyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4178
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ores Mined:	9526	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Votes:	1057
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Crops Grown:	2514	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

NukeCraft: Trump’s Deal or Boom Minecraft Server

boom, Deal, Minecraft, nukecraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

lol come join our minecraft server where we make deals with creepers before considering a strike! our advisers have privately conceded that our building skills are so far along that the “maximum pressure” strategy might not be effective against our epic creations. the EU has made it clear that a new deal needs to be reached by summer or else our diamond armor will be unstoppable. join now for a chance to negotiate with skeletons and trade with villagers for the best loot in town! #minecraftdiplomacy

CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauSteppinDown, Government, leadership change, Liberal leader, political career, political decision, political figure, political future, political leadership, political legacy, political news, political party, resignation, stepping aside, stepping down, transition of power, trudeau

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	3430
Potions Brewed:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

OMG GUYSSS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUDEAU STEPPING DOWN AS LIBERAL LEADER LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA PARTY WITH ENDER DRAGONS AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND THE SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A TALKING LLAMA. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, COME JOIN US NOW!

FridgeCraft: Keepin’ it Cool

#sustainability, Appliance, CFCs, climate change, Cool, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy efficiency, Environment, food cold, food preservation, FridgeCraft, fridges, global warming, greenhouse gases, innovation, keepin, necessity, ozone layer, Pollution, refrigerant, refrigeration, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

come join our minecraft server where the fridges are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and diamonds grow on trees. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. our community is made up of unicorns and dragons who love to build giant rainbow castles and have dance parties every night. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even fridges creating a higher necessity to keep food cold!

Global Warming Craft

2024.., air temperatures, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate extremes, climate report, climate research, climate science, Craft, environmental impact, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, Global water cycle, land temperatures, natural disasters, record temperatures, temperature rise, warmest year, warming, water scarcity, weather patterns

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

come join our minecraft server where the climate is as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend’s mood swings! in 2024, our server experienced extreme weather conditions that will make you question if you’re still in the game or in the middle of a natural disaster simulation.

imagine trying to build your dream house while a tornado is tearing through your pixelated neighborhood, or mining for diamonds while a heatwave is melting your virtual character’s face off. it’s a wild ride of survival and chaos that will keep you on your toes (or fingers, if you’re playing on a computer).

with air temperatures rising to 1.2 degrees Celsius warmer than the start of the century, you’ll need to adapt quickly to the changing environment or risk becoming a crispy critter in the lava pits. but hey, who said minecraft was supposed to be easy, right?

so if you’re looking for a server that will challenge your skills and test your sanity, come join us where the weather is always unpredictable and the fun never stops. just make sure to pack your sunscreen and snow boots, because you never know what mother nature has in store for you next.

FamCraft Land 1.20

Board Games, FamCraft, family activities, family bonding, family fun, family gaming, family time, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming habits, gaming influence, gaming interests, gaming preferences, gaming relationships, gaming together, gaming traditions, gaming with parents, gaming with siblings, Land, Multiplayer Games, video games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	450
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Bro, forget about your boring family gaming sessions, come join our Minecraft server where the mobs are lit and the blocks are poppin’!

We got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena.

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

Trust me, your family will never be able to compete with the craziness that goes down on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoLoveLostMC

aita, Attention, Best Friend, Boundaries, burner account, Communication, compassion, emotional pain, fragile, friendship, Harassment, high school, hookup, loyalty, maid of honor, NoLoveLostMC, online harassment, social media, troubled sibling, troubled young brother, Trust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	Animals Bred:	148
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where best friends turn into frenemies faster than you can say “creeper!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and unexpected hookups (not really, it’s Minecraft after all). Our server is the perfect place to test your friendships and see who will have your back when things get tough.

Forget about building epic structures or exploring vast landscapes, our server is all about the drama. Will you choose loyalty or throw your best friend under the virtual bus for some virtual clout? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back (especially when you’re mining diamonds).

Advice2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

advice, Advice2Diamonds, beneficial advice, helpful advice, insightful advice, life advice, Minecraft, practical advice, smp, strange advice, surprising advice, unconventional advice, unconventional counsel, unconventional guidance, unconventional insight, unconventional recommendation, unconventional suggestion, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unexpected advice, useful advice, valuable advice, wise advice

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	2530	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, our admin is a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear like it’s candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a potato in the sky because, you know, why not? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of chicken nuggets that leads you back to spawn.

Oh, and the best part? We have a secret society of cows who can speak English and they give out the most epic quests that will blow your mind. Trust me, joining this SMP will be the best decision you ever make, bro. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down here. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftInsomnia

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, calming music, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, herbal remedies, insomnia, meditation, mindfulness, reading, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep remedies, sleep tips, sleepless nights, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Do you find yourself counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with sheep herding, but with a twist – these sheep can talk and tell you hilarious bedtime stories to help you drift off into dreamland. Who needs boring old counting when you can have a sheep serenade you to sleep? So come on over and join us for a night of fluffy fun and insomnia-banishing shenanigans!

EpicHMPV Minecraft Server

capacity, China, containment measures, emergency, EpicHMPV, Epidemic, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare system, HMPV, Hospitals, Infectious Disease, medical facilities, Minecraft, outbreak, overwhelmed, pandemic, Patients, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Surge, Virus

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9971	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more patients than a hospital in china with HMPV!!! we got so many people playing that it’s like a whole epidemic up in here!! but don’t worry, our doctors are top notch and will make sure you have a great time surviving and thriving in our crazy world. join now before it’s too late and get in on the action!! who needs a hospital when you can have a minecraft server full of adventure and excitement?! let’s goooooo!!!