Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again
Grueworld.dk
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Now You Have No Excuse Not To Play Suicide Squad Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the Suicide Squad of Minecraft SMPs!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building secret underground lairs to hide from the evil Ender Dragon. Our server is so wild that even the chickens have attitude problems.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie pigman to follow you around and protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to ruin your day. Plus, every full moon we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best blocky dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun or else the llamas will come for you.
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Big Jesus City Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the city with the big Jesus statue is also the least catholic city! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our city is so non-catholic that the villagers have replaced all their bread with baguettes because they believe carbs are the true path to enlightenment.
2. The sheep in our server have formed a rebellion against the players and now only drop wool if you can beat them in a dance-off. Get ready to bust out your best moves!
3. Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for their explosive dance moves!
4. The zombies in our server have taken up knitting as a hobby and now roam the streets with their own custom-made sweaters. Don’t worry, they’re still out to get you, but at least they’re fashionable!
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew a city with a big Jesus statue could be so un-catholic and full of surprises?
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Crypto Bullrun Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures because you’re too busy thinking about crypto? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of the crypto world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness!Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself embarking on wild quests, battling fearsome mobs, and building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your diamond armor into leather, these villagers will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave the world of crypto behind – trust us, the only bull run you’ll be missing out on here is the one where a pack of bulls stampedes through your base!
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Twisty Leaks Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our players are like characters straight out of a soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner. Rumor has it that Twisty, one of our players, leaked info to an ex-paypiggy who then spilled the beans to a nobody dramatuber. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!But wait, there’s more! Aster is rumored to be a sex pest, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, Twisty hasn’t made a single cent since joining our server. Is it bad luck or just the curse of our wacky community?
And let’s not forget about our useless niji management, who are always one step behind the madness. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a reality TV show, look no further! Join us and prepare to be amazed by the craziness that unfolds every day.
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Minecraft SMP: /hbr/ – Heaven Burns Red Warlord
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Created by the mad genius Jun Maeda, this server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once.Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!