| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5541 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 1335 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1519 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 217 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 147 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 3358 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 465 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7236 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 473086 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6103 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3618 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9452 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1439 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 126 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 9938 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 181 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 5107 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 769039 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 291 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7332 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Crops Grown: | 5947 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7367 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 837 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Crops Grown: | 1526 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 971 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4104 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
