GrossButYum SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Booty Quest

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Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further, because on our server, love is just a few blocks away! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a pixelated paradise where romance blooms like never before.

Our server is home to the most eligible Minecraft bachelors and bachelorettes, all looking for that special someone to mine diamonds with. From cozy pixelated dinners to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll never be short on opportunities to find your Minecraft soulmate.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild parties, where players gather to dance the night away and let loose like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual love triangle or two – drama, drama, drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see just how far you’ll travel to get laid – in Minecraft, of course!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KimJongCraft: AI Land Jobs & Fake IDs

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Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like North Koreans harnessing AI to fake American IDs kinda lit. We got all the crazy shizz you need to survive and thrive in this blocky world.

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes. We got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

Our mods are like super smart AI robots who will help you build the most epic bases and protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your vibe.

So come on down and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Don’t miss out, bro!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Half Info Confidence Craft

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So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwipeSMP: Where the only thing sweeter than vanilla is getting whitelisted! Version 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, shops, and more

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by adding the owner on Discord and requesting an invite.

2. What is the server Discord link?

You can join the server Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

3. Is the server mostly vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is mostly vanilla with some SMP enhancements.

4. What kind of community activities are available on the server?

We have various community-focused activities such as group builds, shops, events, and more.

5. Are there any rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. These will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	165
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Items Found:	3785
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest update, “Tour de Inferno,” will take you on a wild ride through the depths of hell (don’t worry, it’s all virtual, no actual demons involved).

Join us for a face-to-face showdown in the Zenless Zone Zero, where only the bravest survive. Watch out for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, our top agents who will stop at nothing to claim victory.

But that’s not all! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo videos for a sneak peek at the insane adventures waiting for you on our server. From bizarre brigades to double drops and daily check-ins, there’s never a dull moment here.

And don’t forget to redeem your in-game codes for exclusive rewards and power-ups. Trust us, you’ll need all the help you can get to survive the Overlord’s Feast and other upcoming events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you in the world of Zenless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThisCouldBeMinecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with spicy drama, secret plans, and unexpected invites.

Imagine a world where players make deals right in front of you, where the more the merrier is always the motto. Want to join a three person thing? Why not make it four, or even five?

And don’t worry about equipment – you can rent everything you need, even if it gets a little messy. Just make sure to keep it all hush-hush, because this SMP is where the real fun happens. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KidzCraftHideout

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Are your kids sneaking around, thinking they’re pulling a fast one on you? Well, join our Minecraft server and uncover all their secrets! We’ve got hidden cameras in every block, so you can spy on their every move and finally figure out what they’re up to. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the confiscated candy and video games from naughty kids. Join now and become the ultimate spy parent!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up blocks like Hamas leader Sinwar blowin’ up buildings! It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Picture this: you spawn in and BAM! TNT everywhere! We ain’t playin’ around, we takin’ Minecraft to a whole new level! Ain’t no creepers scarin’ us, we scarin’ them with our epic explosions!

And get this, our PvP battles are off the chain! It’s like a war zone out there, with players droppin’ bombs left and right! You gotta have quick reflexes and mad skills to survive in this madness!

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s blow stuff up together! Who needs peace when you can have explosions, am I right? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one TNT block at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Towns Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LebCraft: Gaza 2.0

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join our epic minecraft server and avoid destruction like gaza! netanyahu himself has warned lebanon to join our server or face the consequences! build your own fortress to protect yourself from potential attacks and show off your building skills to the world. but beware, there may be secret tunnels and traps waiting for you! come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Laser Tree Canopy Fun

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lol u ever wonder how water moves thru trees? well dis server got u covered fam. we use lasers n graph theory to map dat shiz out. join dis server if u wanna be a tree water expert. u can help plan urban forests n stormwater stuff. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da water tree secrets. shh, don’t tell anyone tho. join now for a wild ride thru da canopy waterways.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Yoga Class Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stretch your virtual muscles and find your inner peace? Look no further, because on our server, we have yoga classes led by none other than a blocky version of the famous yoga instructor, Bendy Wendy!

But beware, if you’re a single male who isn’t a tall white chad, you might feel unwelcome at first. The women in our virtual yoga classes might instantly hate you for your pixelated presence. But fear not, for as you perfect your downward dog and warrior poses, you’ll win over their hearts and become the ultimate yoga master of the server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with relaxation, friendship, and maybe even a little virtual romance. Namaste, blocky warriors!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Secret Block Society Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with wacky challenges like finding the rarest diamond block hidden in a maze of llamas or racing against a herd of zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our community is known for hosting epic prank wars where players have turned entire villages into giant potato farms or replaced all the water with lava (oops!). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So come join us on Eva and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	186
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	2938	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of accommodating all players, even those with dietary restrictions! Join us for a wild adventure where you can enjoy virtual pizza without any risk of cross-contamination.

Imagine a world where your lactose-intolerant son can feast on endless fries, dough balls, and other delicious non-dairy treats without feeling excluded or humiliated. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their dietary needs.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make lifelong friendships in a supportive and inclusive gaming community. Say goodbye to dad guilt and hello to a world where everyone can enjoy the virtual pizza party of their dreams!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knew virtual pizza could bring so much joy and laughter? 🍕😂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
New Chunks Explored:	971276	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Items Found:	3705	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CreeperCousinGate2021

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Janna, Todd, Julian, and a whole lot of Soccer accidents. Will Julian ever reveal the truth behind his breakdown? Will Todd finally be banned from the wedding for good? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, forbidden love affairs, and unexpected betrayals – all in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama is always turned up to 11!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blockbuster Life: The Minecraft Chronicles

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“Crafty Chronicles: The Epic Adventures of [Player Name]”

Join our Minecraft server and become the star of your very own blockbuster movie! With thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding action, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle fierce mobs, and build the ultimate fortress to protect your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that famous Hollywood directors are scouting our server for the next big star. Who knows, you could be the next Leonardo DiCaprio of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start writing your own epic tale of survival, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with that cute villager you’ve had your eye on. Lights, camera, minecart – it’s showtime on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	960	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.