GrossButYum SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4179	Dragon Eggs Found:	5122
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Chimeras Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GrinchCraft: AITA?

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Are you tired of your mother-in-law dictating your Christmas plans like she’s Santa himself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the holiday drama!

On our server, you can create your own Christmas traditions without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Build a cozy cabin for you and your family to celebrate in peace, without any 4 a.m. wake-up calls for present opening.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family expectations, so come join us and let off some steam by building your dream holiday getaway. Who needs to deal with family drama when you can escape to a virtual world of creativity and relaxation?

So say goodbye to the stress of holiday traditions and hello to a Minecraft server where you can build your own Christmas paradise. Join now and start building your way to a drama-free holiday season!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoChance4Hobby – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring old potato in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you aspiring hobbyists out there!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally pursue that dream hobby of yours, whether it’s underwater basket weaving, llama rodeo riding, or even competitive cow milking! Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and show off your unique skills to the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning the hottest tracks. So if you’re looking for a good time and some wacky adventures, come join us and let the fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CreeperCupidGoneWrong

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Have you ever been on a first date where your date turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your base! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together and build a love shack that even Cupid would be jealous of. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can battle zombies and skeletons side by side? So if you’re tired of boring first dates, come join us for a date night in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is in the air…along with the sound of exploding creepers!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FrozenCraft: EuroLoanWars

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have EU approving 35-billion-euro loans for Ukraine using frozen Russian assets as our main storyline! Build your own frozen Russian asset castle and fight off the evil EU bureaucrats trying to steal your money! Will you be the hero Ukraine needs or will you join forces with the Russians and take over the world? Join now for a wild ride of politics, frozen assets, and epic Minecraft battles!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	999	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Deep Sea Sperm Whale Migration

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yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where sperm whales are like the ultimate bosses? like, they swim around the deep sea and track food resources like it’s their job. join this server and you can ride sperm whales into battle against other players. it’s like a whole new level of epicness, dude. plus, the whales drop rare loot like underwater treasure chests and enchanted sea kelp. come on, who wouldn’t wanna be part of this wild adventure? dive in and join the sperm whale squad now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

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Aphmau, whose real name is Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling. She has garnered a large following for her family-friendly content and engaging personality. Aphmau also runs a successful merchandise line and has collaborated with other content creators in the gaming community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9669	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Rae’s Minecraft Server: Only thing that matters

Based, hire, homogenous nation, jeets, Jews, Leftist, Lgbt, liberal, matters.., Minecraft, mixed race children, mongrelized, muzzies, niggers, non-white, Raes, Redpilled, Right Wing ideology, Server, shitskins, spics, trad, Woke

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this rant? Look no further! Our server is a melting pot of chaos and craziness, where you never know what outrageous ideology will pop up next.

Join us if you want to build your dream world with like-minded individuals who share your love for traditional values and homogenous nations. We welcome all players, as long as you’re not a “based” shitskin or a “redpilled” non white – sorry, we have standards!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just remember to leave your woke friends and mixed race children at the door. Let’s build a world where only the most liberal, LGBT, and woke white players reign supreme!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4454	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	8738	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SMPWeirdSOHabits

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Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	998	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NightmareCraft

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Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyUkrainianVictory

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so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.