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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8929 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
We promise a gaming experience so messy, you’ll feel right at home. Our players are just like your boyfriend – smart, hot, and hilarious, but with a touch of immaturity that keeps things interesting.
Join us for a server where the only rule is to never clean up after yourself. We encourage sloppy chewing, stained shirts, and messy builds that would make even the messiest bachelor proud.
So if you’re tired of cleaning up after everyone else, come join us and let loose in a world where messiness reigns supreme. Who needs a functioning member of society when you can have a messy Minecraft server instead?