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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1215 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3628 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?
Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.