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Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 2055
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Falling into the Void: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Zombie Dances: 0
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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