GrimmRP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7518	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crops Grown:	6914	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3496
Ores Mined:	5366	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3658
Runes Activated:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4334	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5993
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	178

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	197	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	422	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Potions Brewed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6132	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7047
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	12