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Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	96
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	4791

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	691	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3846
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7216	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	4561	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Potions Brewed:	138
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9708	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2