Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server

BRIBE, bribery allegations, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, european politics, former president, French politics, Gaddafi, Griefers, high profile trial, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, money laundering, Nicolas Sarkozy, Paradise, political bribery, political corruption, political scandal, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒

JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️‍♂️🔍

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9214	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	9393
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9744
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	7869	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Animals Bred:	196
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crops Grown:	6967
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
New Chunks Explored:	449778	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	155	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9624	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Potions Brewed:	89
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	296	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!