| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2455 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7707 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. And then you realize you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. It’s like a fever dream, but in a good way!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where everything is made of candy. You can frolic through fields of cotton candy and swim in rivers of chocolate. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5511 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Votes: | 4035 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6329 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 82 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 1406 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.
Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.
But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2908 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.
But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2083 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 68 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?
Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4552 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 2345 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 947 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2169 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2750 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 729 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Server Information |
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| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5628 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 246 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8227 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 8160 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1978 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Ores Mined: | 3169 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5833 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 226 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 602 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6873 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4348 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
