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SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchantments Applied:	56
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	926740	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	124641
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!