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ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7118	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3863

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ores Mined:	2037
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mines Excavated:	2946
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2272	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4019
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Votes:	5337	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	342
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	265
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Magic Items Found:	7574	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4574	Dragon Eggs Found:	5727
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crops Grown:	3307
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	8622	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47