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Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	1141
Towns Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	171
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8172	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Love Letters Sent:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Void Armor Forged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, comedy, Comment, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, Like.., Music, MysticCraft, No. 94941516, ONLINE, Popular, Realms, Share, social media, trending, uh oh, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!

And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HusbandHoggingMCServer

Army, Attention, baby, Communication, Conflict, family time, Friends, Gaming, husband, HusbandHoggingMCServer, Marriage, military wife, parenting, quality time, relationships, Relaxation, soulmate, Support, Tears, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	519
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Are you tired of your husband ignoring you and your beautiful baby to play video games for 18 hours straight? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your husband becomes addicted to building virtual blocks instead of ignoring his family.

Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.

So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!

HelmetHeistCraft

Argument, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, dog pee, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, gift, Gratitude, Helmet, HelmetHeistCraft, misunderstanding, moped, ownership, perspective, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust, Value

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4910
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of helmet drama like never before! Join us and immerse yourself in the epic tale of a girl who gave away her pee-smelling helmet, only to demand it back when it was fresh and clean. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice and keeps the helmet, or will you be the villain who tries to sell it for profit? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!

ZombieSurvivor SMP

apocalypse survival, emergency preparedness, End of the World, Long-term Survival, post-apocalyptic, smp, survival plan, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, zombie apocalypse, zombie apocalypse preparation, zombie apocalypse strategy, zombie apocalypse survival kit, Zombie Attack, zombie defense, zombie defense plan, zombie outbreak, zombie survival guide, zombie survival plan, zombie survival tips, ZombieSurvivor

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Lol, bro, forget about the zombie apocalypse, join our epic Minecraft SMP instead! We got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your face off. But don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons to slay those baddies like a boss.

Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).

But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

CreeperCuisine

Adult, CEREAL, chicken nuggets, childhood favorite, comfort food, COOKIES, CreeperCuisine, french fries, grilled cheese, guilty pleasure, Hot Dogs, ice cream, indulgence, kid food, mac and cheese, Nostalgia, peanut butter and jelly, pizza, snack, spaghetti tacos, Treat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Congress, controversy, Diplomacy, exchange, foreign policy, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, MINERALS, negotiations, Politics, quid pro quo, rare earths, RareEarthCraft, Server, Trade, trump, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, united states, White House

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	242
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

so, like, you know how trump is all like “i need some rare earths from ukraine, yo”? well, guess what? on this epic minecraft server, we got all the rare earths you could ever dream of! join now and trade those precious rare earths for some sweet in-game aid, just like trump wanted!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.

oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.

so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!

TrumpCraft2020

Ban, campaign finance, Democracy, election, election security, FEARS, foreign interference, foreign political funding, Government, Greenland, influence, international relations, legislation, policy, political donations, Politics, regulations, SOVEREIGNTY, transparency, trump, TrumpCraft2020

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1789	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

lol imagine a world where Greenland is like “nah we don’t want no foreign political funding up in here cuz we scared Trump gonna come back and try to win our elections too” like bruh what even is that logic? but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only political drama is deciding who gets to be the mayor of the pixelated village, then you gotta join this server ASAP. we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with talking cows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Buildings Constructed:	49	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3