GreenlandGoneWild | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	129	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mines Excavated:	2515
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Emeralds Found:	4245
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8385	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	150
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ores Mined:	3636	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crops Grown:	4686
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Farms Harvested:	148	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	1914
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8