GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	117	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	5400
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	2779	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4371

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	7823
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	7945
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	7758
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	276907	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.