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Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	7291
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Mines Excavated:	1584	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6671	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	1980	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	5991
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	5815
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	207
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

GiftGriefCraft

awkward conversations, Communication, expressing gratitude, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift giving etiquette, gift giving tips, gift receiving, GiftGriefCraft, Honesty, lying.., opinion, receiving gifts, receiving presents, relationships, showing appreciation, social etiquette, tactful responses, telling the truth, thoughtful gifts, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchantments Applied:	202	Potions Brewed:	188

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real life gift-giving and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us if you want to avoid those cringy moments when you receive a gift you absolutely hate. On our server, you can simply build a giant statue of yourself holding a sign that says “Worst gift ever!” and watch as your friends laugh and applaud your honesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gift Goblin, a mischievous creature who steals bad gifts and replaces them with diamonds and rare items. So if Aunt Mildred gives you another pair of socks for Christmas, just leave them out for the Gift Goblin and see what treasures he leaves in return.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where honesty is the best policy and bad gifts are a thing of the past!

CheesyCraft Redux

Archived Worlds, CheesyCraft, Claims, commands, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Development, East Coast, Features, Players, programming, PvE, Quality, quality of life, Quantity, redux, Resold Assets, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Survival, texturing, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	6039
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

CheesyCraft Redux Server Information

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Survival][PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project with custom features and quality-of-life commands/plugins. We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience. Join us now!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server?

Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy Survival and custom features.

What type of gameplay can I expect?

The server offers a Survival mode with a focus on PvE gameplay.

Are there additional worlds to explore?

Yes, there are Archived Worlds and Resource Worlds available for players to explore.

What sets CheesyCraft Redux apart from other servers?

We prioritize quality over quantity and offer a unique Minecraft experience with custom content and features.

Players:	92/800	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	139
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Towns Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10