GreenHaven Prison 1.6.4 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mines Excavated:	3781	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Animals Bred:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	3206
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9824

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	436
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ores Mined:	1773	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	5172
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchantments Applied:	165	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Buildings Constructed:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Potions Brewed:	176
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Buildings Constructed:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Runes Activated:	4

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7004
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19