Green Haven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	124
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8538	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	200
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3041
Star Shards Collected:	204	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ores Mined:	1080	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4839	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	5054	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mines Excavated:	4938
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Players:	108/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	918265
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8207