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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ores Mined:	3679
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	898771

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5077	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	176	Vanishing Items Found:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	6234	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
New Chunks Explored:	271561	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Animals Bred:	52	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	1062	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Towns Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Towns Built:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Animals Bred:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	84
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	110/800	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	7812
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1