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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9153 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4219 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 2786 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.
also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.
oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!
