Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Love Letters Sent: 12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7121

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4026

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 445
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4736 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 172 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1331 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Emeralds Found: 9849
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Towns Built: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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