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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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