GreasePantsNoRide | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for the most epic adventures in a world where dirty pants are strictly forbidden.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about deep fryer grease stains in your car, because we don’t tolerate that kind of filth here. Our players are always dressed to impress, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join us and experience the thrill of choosing between clean pants and being fashionably late, just like in the real world. Who needs to be on time when you can make a grand entrance in your spotless attire?

So come on over and leave those dirty pants behind. Our server is the place to be for all the clean freaks and fashionistas out there. Don’t be late to the party – join us now!

Anime Statues Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, anime art, anime characters, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime fandom, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime sculptures, Anime statues, anime statues collection, anime statues display, anime statues for collectors, anime statues for enthusiasts, anime statues for fans, anime statues for home decor, anime statues for otakus, anime statues for sale, japanese anime, Land, Statues

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do you love anime? Do you love Minecraft? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build statues of your favorite anime characters in all their pixelated glory.

Join our server and unleash your inner weeb as you create giant sculptures of Naruto, Goku, and even Sailor Moon. But wait, there’s more!

Not only can you show off your mad building skills, but you can also battle it out in epic anime-themed PvP matches. Picture this: a showdown between Luffy and Ichigo, with explosions and special moves galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who even knows anymore? Just do it!

Tifa Fan Minecraft SMP

AERITH, aerith gainsborough, Alternate Reality, character crush, childhood crush, convert, deeper kiss, dream kiss, Fan, fan fiction, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, Love Triangle, Minecraft, role playing, smp, Tifa, Tifa fan, Tifa Lockhart, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9164	Players Killed by Monsters:	4416
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Void Armor Forged:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of being a Tifa fanboy/girl? Do you want to experience the thrill of kissing Aerith in your dreams? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can live out all your Final Fantasy fantasies! Join us and become a true Aerith fan, where dreams really do come true (literally)! Who needs Tifa when you can have a deeper kiss with Aerith in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to switch sides and join the Aerith fan club!

DrummingDramaCraft

anger, christmas gift, Communication Issues, DrummingDramaCraft, Drumset, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Frustration, gift giving, holiday celebration, late arrival, mad at sister, Niece, niece’s happiness, parenting struggles, sibling rivalry, sister’s reaction, Time management, unreliable

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3468	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of waiting around for your sister to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where time doesn’t matter! No more late arrivals or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine a world where you can gift your niece a drum set without any consequences from your sister. On our server, anything is possible! Let your niece rock out to her heart’s content while you enjoy building and exploring in a stress-free environment.

Don’t be the asshole in real life, join our server and let loose with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own wacky stories in Minecraft? Join now and leave the tardiness and excuses behind!

TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9202	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ores Mined:	5707
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Votes:	6724	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	89
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4110
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	83	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Crops Grown:	8606
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.