Gravity Hurts | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Towns Built:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Zombie Dances:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Star Shards Collected:	102	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	625566
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8722
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Towns Built:	9

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	166	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	128268
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Villages Defended:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Towns Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	211
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	610884	Mines Excavated:	4466

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1455
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1554	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	3868

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

Players:	92/700	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265