Gravity Hurts Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Zombie Dances:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	900	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8250
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	181	Crops Grown:	4186
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Votes:	4436	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dimension Hops:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Players:	102/800	Votes:	6401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Buildings Constructed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Votes:	2379	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1