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BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Animals Bred:	88	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1604
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Animals Bred:	59	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mines Excavated:	3834

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Zombie Dances:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Items Found:	5046

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1014	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	489464	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Farms Harvested:	951	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2452	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

Players:	90/500	Votes:	3533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	1867
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2415