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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8783 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. yeah, you heard me right. THREE WISHES. you can wish for diamonds, enchanted gear, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.
oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a disco ball that plays funky music and makes all the other mobs start dancing? it’s like a party in the apocalypse, man.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?). trust me, you won’t regret it.