Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Beloved, Childless, contemplation, death, eternal rest, Forgotten, giggles, graveyard, husband, Legacy, Life, LONER, Loners, memorial, Men, Minecraft, Mother, Reflection, Remembrance, resting place, solitary, solitude, Tombstone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Love Letters Sent:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	207
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1417
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!