Grasshopper: Where hoppers hop and grass grows tall! Join now for some bug-tacular fun on 1.21.1 Java SMP!

1.21.1, active community, Adventure, Battles, bugtacular, Custom Plugins, Discord, DOMINANCE, Economy, Enchantments, formidable foes, Fun, GRASS, Grasshopper, grows, Hop, Hoppers, java, Join, legendary gear, Minecraft, new players, Ongoing Updates, Rewards, Roguelite Caves, Seasoned Veteran, Sieges, smp, Tall, Treasure Hunter, Tycoon

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	6277	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	641924	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
New Enchantments	Experience a host of new enchantments that will take your gear to the next level.
Thriving Economy	Build your fortune and trade with other players in a robust economy. Will you be a tycoon or a treasure hunter?
Epic Sieges	Claim your land and defend it from sieges. Engage in intense battles and prove your dominance.
Roguelite Caves	Brave the depths of our roguelite caves to uncover legendary gear and face off against formidable foes. Each adventure promises unique rewards.

Why Join Us?

Reason	Description
Active Community	Connect with fellow players and join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts.
Custom Plugins	Enjoy a carefully crafted experience with custom plugins that enhance your gameplay and make every moment exciting.
Ongoing Updates	We’re constantly improving and adding new features to keep the server fresh and engaging.

Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, there’s something for everyone here. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic!

How to Join:

Join our Discord!
Find the IP!
Start playing!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the steps provided above to join the server through our Discord and find the IP.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared on our Discord.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and explore all the features together.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3570
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	148
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9968

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	394	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4688

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	163	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Farms Harvested:	690	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	626	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Towns Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!