GranolaCraft: Hot vs Cold

Breakfast, breakfast ideas, cereal bowl, cold, Cooking, cooking utensils, diet, Food, grains, granola cereal, GranolaCraft, Healthy Eating, homemade cereal, hot, hot cereals, kitchen, liquid, meal prep, nutrition, oatmeal, recipe, Temperature, Thermometer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE GRANOLA CEREAL FIGHT HOT CEREALS IN EPIC THERMOMETER BATTLES!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?

JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9105	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6544
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crops Grown:	2180
New Chunks Explored:	106241	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Love Letters Sent:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Votes:	9512
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	1677
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Crops Grown:	7179
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9122
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	241	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	85
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Items Found:	2143	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Emeralds Found:	4585
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	156
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Items Found:	1169	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4239
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!