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Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	6001
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	379	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5686
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7280
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Animals Bred:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	111308	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	274
Dragon Eggs Found:	9267	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	6843
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RentSplitCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyUser101

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Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	375	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

License to Mine: Undoc Edition

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	70	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9166