GrannyPlantGriefNoChop | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your precious plants being destroyed by clueless yard workers? Do you want to protect your beloved botanical beauties from the wrath of the weed Wacker? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no virtual geranium will ever be harmed!

Join us and build your own virtual garden filled with luscious geraniums that will never be touched by a weed Wacker. Protect your sentimental tributes and watch them grow and flourish without any interference. And if anyone dares to come near your precious plants, you can unleash your virtual wrath upon them!

Don’t let anyone disrespect your botanical babies ever again. Join our server and cultivate your own garden paradise where your geraniums will be safe and sound. Because on our server, we take plant protection to a whole new level!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	955	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	84

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4919
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3003
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!