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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1312 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 2401 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | New Chunks Explored: | 282802 |
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