Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Falling into the Void:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	961585
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Votes:	6956	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	722408	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Torrent Network

Arenas, Custom Armor, Duels, Exports, Factions, Fishing system, Gem economy, Guild system, Honor system, Imports, king of the hill, legendary armor, Movecraft, Multiple Currencies, Network, passion updates., player reporting, Player Shops, Politics, Raids, Stealing Allowed, Tools, torrent

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Votes:	985	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:

– An awesome tight-knit community and a real survival experience

– Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes

– Quests with custom storylines and lore including boss fights!

– Fully integrated economy system with player shops

– Custom armor and tools

– Anti-grief systems and world districts to explore

SkyFactions (Launches June):

– Skyblock; with some twists

– The ability to raid other islands!

– Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more

– Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

– Quests & jobs

– Epic PvP with teams/clans

– Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools

– King of the Hill

– Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system

– Custom honor/reputation system with player reporting. Guild system is planned!

– Duels & Arenas

– Custom fishing system

– Griefing and stealing allowed!

Come to Torrent Network, your new home server! This server has everything you need and is constantly being updated with passion. Hope to see you there at torrentsmp.com

Crystal Kingdom Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, crystal, gender, Identity, Individuality, Kingdom, Personal, Pronouns, Quests, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-assertion, self-definition, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identification, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience a wild ride through a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, so get ready to explore new dimensions, battle epic bosses, and build the craziest structures you can think of.

And don’t even get me started on the community – we’ve got players from all over the world, each with their own unique playstyle and sense of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is fun, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just make sure to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

EatCraft Server – Minecraft Server

Acid Reflux, Cancer, chemotherapy, doctor’s orders, EatCraft, fast food, healing, health, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Minecraft, movies, Nausea, nutrition, obesity, Ovary, REST, Server, Soda, surgery, tumor, Worried

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	5051	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the healing power of virtual blocks! Join us and build your way to health and happiness, just like my daughter f21 is building her way through BEP chemo.

On our server, you can feast on virtual spaghetti pizza and coke while preparing for intense battles against nausea and acid reflux mobs. Who needs healthy food when you have unlimited virtual takeout options?

Forget about resting, we encourage our players to go out to the virtual movies and explore the virtual world while they should be healing. It’s all about living life to the fullest, even if it’s in a blocky pixelated world.

Join us now and show my daughter that taking health seriously is overrated! Let’s build, battle, and conquer together on our outrageous Minecraft server.

AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Votes:	4422
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	613

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6479	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Void Armor Forged:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2875
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

Streamed Kingdoms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, excessive streaming, internet, Kingdoms, live broadcast, Live streaming, online entertainment, online streaming, online video, social media, streamed, Streamer, streaming, streaming platform, Technology, twitch, video content, video games, video streaming

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Chimeras Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Bro, if you’re tired of your girl streaming all day and ignoring you, come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!

Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.

Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.

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