GrannyCraftGuild | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the drama of a lifetime, just like this wild family feud over the name “Meemaw.”

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get sucked into a heated argument over who gets to be called Meemaw. Will you choose sides and fight for your right to the title, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, like a momma’s boy boyfriend causing family rifts and a pregnant daughter seeking refuge at her Meemaw’s house. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive headfirst into the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	675	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	8090
Crops Grown:	8595	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1582	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5907
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Potions Brewed:	117	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	3903

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3486
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Votes:	2374
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ores Mined:	7249	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Crops Grown:	1798	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!