HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Emeralds Found:	6065	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	8154	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8546	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Astral Projections Made:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3952	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	238
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

acceptance, Closure, CraftyCreepers, deathbed, emotional, family, Farewell, FINAL, final moments, Friends, Gratitude, Introspective, last words, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Meaningful, Memories, Peace, poignant, Profound, Quest, Reflection

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Villages Defended:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Farms Harvested:	827
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	6010

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moldova, Moldovan government, negotiations, Peacekeeping, pm, Politics, PRESSURE, regional stability, Russian influence, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Transnistria, TransnistriaCraft, Ukraine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

#sustainability, billionaire, continent, criticism, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, Empire, entrepreneur, EuroCraft, European leaders, Global influence, Government, influence, innovation, policy, public opinion, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2198
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

Lost in Minecraft Land

common, Difficult, DISCOVER, ELUSIVE, everyday, Find, frustrating, hunt, Journey, Land, locate, Longest, Lost, Minecraft, mundane, Overlooked, Quest, search, Seek, Simple, things, time consuming, Uncover

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

Lava Land Quest

1831, climate change, cooled Earth, Earth’s atmosphere, environmental impact, Eruption, geological research, geology, Global cooling, historical eruption, identified, Land, lava, Mystery volcano, natural disasters, Quest, scientific discovery, volcanic activity, volcanic ash, volcanic crater, volcanic eruption, volcanic history, volcanic plume

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Yo, have you heard about the sickest Minecraft server ever? It’s like this crazy volcano that erupted and cooled the Earth in 1831, but now it’s a virtual world for you to explore! Join us and uncover the mysteries of this epic volcano, filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

Rumor has it that there are rare diamond blocks hidden deep within the volcano, guarded by lava monsters and fire-breathing dragons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly villagers who are always looking for new friends to trade with and help defend their village from evil mobs. Join forces with them and become a hero of the volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the depths of the mysterious volcano!

YourCrafts

anti cheat, Chestshop, Community, Friendly, Gold Standard Economy, home, Ip:, Journey, Lands, LWC, Magic, MCMMO, Memories, preservation, proximity voice chat, Reset, Server, smp, Spawn Hub, Veteran, YourCrafts

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Farms Harvested:	566	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

YourCrafts Minecraft Server
Key Features	Community First
mcMMO: Level up and unlock special abilities Lands: Claim and protect your builds Gold Standard Economy ChestShop: Set up your own shop LWC: Keep your belongings safe Anti-Cheat Proximity Voice Chat (Optional) Spawn Hub	YourCrafts is not just about gameplay, it’s about the community. We promise never to reset the world, preserving your hard work. Join us to relive the magic of Minecraft. Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us

YourCrafts Minecraft Server

Key Features

Community First

mcMMO: Level up and unlock special abilities
Lands: Claim and protect your builds
Gold Standard Economy
ChestShop: Set up your own shop
LWC: Keep your belongings safe
Anti-Cheat
Proximity Voice Chat (Optional)
Spawn Hub

YourCrafts is not just about gameplay, it’s about the community. We promise never to reset the world, preserving your hard work. Join us to relive the magic of Minecraft.

Server IP: mc.yourcrafts.us

FAQs

Q: How can I join the YourCrafts Minecraft server?

A: You can join by using the server IP mc.yourcrafts.us in your Minecraft client.

Q: What special abilities can I unlock with mcMMO?

A: Leveling up in mcMMO can unlock abilities such as increased mining efficiency, better fishing rewards, and enhanced survival skills.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can use the Lands feature to claim and protect your builds from griefing or unauthorized access.

Q: Can I set up my own shop on the server?

A: Yes, you can use the ChestShop feature to create and manage your own shop for trading with other players.

Q: Is proximity voice chat mandatory on the server?

A: No, proximity voice chat is optional for players who want to communicate more easily with others.

Q: What is the community like on YourCrafts?

A: YourCrafts prides itself on being a small, friendly community where everyone knows your name. We are dedicated to creating a space where players can feel at home.

Q: Will the server ever reset the world?

A: No, YourCrafts promises never to reset the world, ensuring that your creations will always be waiting for you, even after a break.

Q: Can I join YourCrafts if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a veteran player or new to the game, YourCrafts welcomes players of all levels to relive the magic of Minecraft together.

Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anon, autistic, autistic country, Community, Cultural, Diverse, European, fag, fins, good way, INCLUSIVE, Living, mongols, open-minded, perspective, society, tolerance, Understanding, Unique, White, wonderland

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

DRIVE, drive home, drop off, Friend, FriendZoneCraft, gym, Hangout, Hometown, HOURS, Late, midnight, Minecraft, Pick up, sat nav, Server, Talk, tired, town centre, Uber, uber home, Waiting, work

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!

And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, dog, elderly dog, family, fostering kittens, Grandma, GrannyDogSitterGoneWrong, pet care, pet sitter, pet sitting agreement, pet sitting business, pet sitting expectations, pet sitting guidelines, pet sitting policies, pet sitting rates, pet sitting responsibilities, pet sitting services, rescue animals, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Towns Built:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that values pet sitting skills? Look no further! Our server is run by a professional pet sitter who knows how to handle all kinds of animals, even elderly dogs. Join us for a chance to show off your pet sitting abilities in-game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!

Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!

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