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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9003 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 2443 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 5711 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we communicate through condescending and rude signs just like my manager at work! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience filled with incoherent messages and passive-aggressive notes scattered throughout the server.
But don’t worry, we also have a grammar police squad that goes around correcting all the poorly written signs, just like I did at work. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a sign on a sign on a sign, because why communicate like adults when you can just plaster the walls with notes?
So come join us on this wild ride of miscommunication and hilarity, where the only rule is to never take down the signs, just like my manager never does. It’s a sign-tastic adventure waiting for you!
