Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude, Disgusting, explicit, explicit content, feces, Grahams, gross, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, obscene, offensive, offensive language, Repulsive, revolting, scatological, Server, shocking behavior, Shocking.., taboo, Vile

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	698
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7831	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Votes:	7049	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Dragon Eggs Found:	5687
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Farms Harvested:	366	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	9396
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4223	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	5480
Rune Stones Activated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	1868	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1197
Divine Spears Created:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4729
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9395
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6607
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!