Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude, Disgusting, explicit, explicit content, feces, Grahams, gross, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, obscene, offensive, offensive language, Repulsive, revolting, scatological, Server, shocking behavior, Shocking.., taboo, Vile

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1292
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Towns Built:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mines Excavated:	1626
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Potions Brewed:	91	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1971
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Crops Grown:	2528	Magic Items Found:	6262
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Votes:	2579	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mines Excavated:	2679
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Star Shards Collected:	75
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!