so, liek, u kno how u tryna play some minecraft an then ur GPS go all wonky cuz russia be jammin it? well, dis server got u covered, fam! come join us an u can play minecraft without worryin bout gettin lost in da wilderness cuz ur GPS be actin a fool. plus, we got unicorns ridin on rainbows an dragons breathin fire errywhere. it’s a wild ride, so come join us an have a blast!
GPS Jammerz R Us
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Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!
so like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one!
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ArdynFall SMP
ArdynFall SMP Overview
Server Type Semi-Vanilla 1.21 Age 4 months old Community Established & Close-Knit Server Resets No Planned Resets Uptime 100% Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
- Active and Evolving community
- Established & Close-Knit player base
- No Planned Server Resets
- 100% Uptime & Regular Backups
- Dedicated Staff Team
- Player-Run Economy
- Exciting Events
- Creative Server
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:
Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. We also support the Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay.
Plugins Used afk display, anti enderman grief, anti ghast grief, armor statues, double shulker shells, fast leaf decay, more mob heads, multiplayer sleep, nether portal coords, player head drops, silence mobs, storm channeling, unlock all recipes, wandering trades Interested? Join our discord and apply now!
⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️
See you in-game, adventurer!
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CraftyGF vs. GameBoy
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities are always in check! Unlike some boyfriends named Nick, who prioritize video games over their significant others during times of need, our players are always there for each other. Need help building a house? We got you. Need someone to slay a dragon with? We’re on it. Need moral support during a flair up of health issues? We’ll be there with virtual hugs and healing potions.Join our server and never worry about being left alone in times of need. Our community is always ready to lend a helping hand, even if it means putting down the pickaxe for a moment. So come on over and let’s build a world where caring for each other is the top priority. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to question if you’re the Ahole – because here, we’re all in this together.
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EmoKid2000s Minecraft SMP
Yo, so like, remember all those scene and emo kids from the 2000s? Well guess what, they all disappeared into this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, they all got sucked into the game and now they’re living their best pixelated lives.Join this server if you wanna hang out with the ghost of My Chemical Romance and Panic! at the Disco. We’ve got emos building black and red pixelated castles and scene kids making rainbow pixel art. It’s a whole vibe, bro.
But wait, there’s more! The server is haunted by the ghost of Hot Topic, who will give you discounts on all your pixelated black clothes. And rumor has it, if you find the secret warp pipe, you can travel back in time to the 2000s and relive the glory days of MySpace and side bangs.
So come join us on this wild ride of nostalgia and pixelated madness. It’s gonna be a blast, my dudes. Embrace your inner scene kid and let’s get this party started! #RawrXD
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BlockyMemories
Remember that time when you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and it started a llama rebellion against you? Well, on our server, llamas are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against creepers and zombies. Join us for the ultimate llama-powered adventure and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!