Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Towns Built: 4 Crops Grown: 7707
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6035 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Enchantments Applied: 265
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Chimeras Created: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9289 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Ores Mined: 5169 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 320

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Farms Harvested: 748 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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