Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Emeralds Found: 8851
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Animals Bred: 180
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

    MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FirstMovieCraft

    FirstMovieCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TaiwanStraitTrolls

    TaiwanStraitTrolls
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

    BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

    BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

    Server Information IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
    Overview Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

    Why Choose BadWolfMC?

    Features
  • Drama-Free and Inclusive Community
  • Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist
  • Impeccable Performance
  • Java-Bedrock Crossplay
  • Engaging Events and Activities
  • Robust Protection and Mechanics
  • Eco-Friendly Worlds
  • Community Integration
  • General Server Rules

    Rules
  • All players must be 18 years of age or older
  • No Griefing
  • No Client Mods/Exploits
  • No Advertising/Spam
  • Common Sense/Maturity
  • FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server IP? Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
    How do I apply for membership? Membership Application
    What are the server rules? Refer to the full rules here

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Slim Seat Minecraft Server

    Slim Seat Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

    We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

    And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

    So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 71
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

    Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 337
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NoSisKidsDailyBabysit

    NoSisKidsDailyBabysit
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of being guilted into babysitting your sister’s kids every weekend? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about that! No family drama here, just pure fun and games.

    Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build magnificent structures and explore vast landscapes. No pressure to babysit virtual kids here, just endless possibilities and entertainment.

    So come on, leave the real world responsibilities behind and join our server for a truly guilt-free gaming experience. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build some epic block castles and forget about babysitting for good!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP

    UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being stuck in a loveless marriage with no spark in the bedroom? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual family.

    Our server is filled with players who have also found themselves in lackluster relationships, but have found true love in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a partner who can’t satisfy you when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to take out your frustrations on?

    So come join us and leave your boring real life behind. Who knows, you might even find a new partner who knows how to enchant your pickaxe in all the right ways 😉.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CheatDayCraft

    CheatDayCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat food is stale bread? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the cheat food is unlimited pizza delivered straight to your virtual doorstep by a fleet of flying pigs! That’s right, no more settling for measly bread crumbs when you can feast like a king on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pizza, a pizza so delicious that it’s rumored to grant players special powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from their fingertips. So come join us and indulge in the most epic cheat food experience of your life. Trust us, once you’ve tasted the Diamond Pizza, you’ll never want to play on another server again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Crops Grown: 6567
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SpyCraft USA – Top Candidates

    SpyCraft USA – Top Candidates
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A SECRET SPY BASE BUT IN MINECRAFT. U CAN BE A SUPER SECRET AGENT AND GO ON MISSIONS TO SPY ON OTHER PLAYERS. WE HAVE TOP NOTCH SPY GADGETS LIKE INVISIBILITY POTION AND SECRET COMMUNICATIONS THROUGH REDSTONE. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE JAMES BOND BUT IN BLOCKY FORM. ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE, IT’S A SECRET. SPY ON YOUR FRIENDS AND FOES, BECAUSE IN THIS SERVER, EVERYONE IS A SUSPECT. LET’S GET SNEAKY AND HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4785 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • VMworld.ru Minecraft server

    VMworld.ru Minecraft server

    ## Welcome to VMworld.ru – Vanilla server with new features!

    Join us because our server has a lot of vanilla mechanics and unique additions that will make the game even more interesting!

    What awaits you on our server:

    * Vanilla Plus: Enjoy classic gameplay with the addition of new mechanics and items that expand your creativity and exploration.

    * Plugins for convenience:

    * Chat: Communicate with other players using a convenient chat that will allow you to share experiences, coordinate actions and simply communicate in a pleasant atmosphere.

    * Online map: Track the movements of other players, see where they are building and find them in a huge world.

    * Plasmovoice: Speak and listen to other players, creating a realistic atmosphere of interaction.

    * Vanilla Trains: Build your own train network to move around the world quickly and efficiently.

    * CoreProtect: Provides reliable protection against griefers by tracking all player actions, allowing you to quickly restore everything to its original state.

    We offer:

    * Friendly Community: Join a fun group of players willing to help each other and create an unforgettable experience.

    * Regular updates

    plugins: We monitor the latest plugin updates and add new ones to maintain your interest and diversify the game.

    * Safe and stable game: Our server runs on reliable hardware, ensuring uninterrupted gaming and protection from crashes and DDOS attacks.

    Join us and discover a world where vanilla gameplay is combined with convenient features and bright emotions!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

    ISO SMP: Where we trade diamonds for friendship, and prank each other like pros!

    ISO SMP Server Overview

    Server Launch Date 2024-09-10
    Community 18+
    Features
    • Chest locking plugin with signs
    • Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking
    • Player and mob heads
    • Death chest
    • Vein-miner
    • /home command
    • Shops with custom economy
    • Anti-xray protection
    • Server on 24/7
    • No creeper block damage
    • No enderman picking up blocks
    Discord Join us on Discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is this server open to all age groups? No, this server is for players aged 18 and above.
    How can I protect my chests? You can use the chest locking plugin with signs to secure your chests.
    Can I make my items invisible? Yes, you can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
    Are there player and mob heads available? Yes, player and mob heads are available in the game.
    Is there a way to recover items after death? Yes, there is a death chest feature to retrieve items after death.
    Can I use a vein-miner on this server? Yes, vein-miner is a supported feature on the server.
    Are there player homes and a custom economy system? Yes, players can set homes and trade with a custom economy system on the server.
    Is x-ray cheating prevented on this server? Yes, there is anti-xray protection in place to prevent cheating.
    What are the rules regarding creeper and enderman actions? Creeper block damage and enderman picking up blocks are disabled on the server.
    How can I join the server Discord? You can join the server Discord through the provided link above.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 New Chunks Explored: 476521
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dinners Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of eating the same boring food from your country every day? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special last meal of the day that will blow your mind! Imagine feasting on diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper-shaped cookies. Your taste buds will thank you for joining our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So why settle for boring meals in your country when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a culinary adventure like never before? Come hungry, leave with a full belly and a smile on your face!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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