GovtConspiracyMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4338	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the secrets are juicier than a ripe watermelon! Ever wondered what the government is hiding from us? Well, on this server, we’ve got all the conspiracy theories you could ever dream of! From secret alien bases to hidden treasure troves, you never know what you might uncover.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Area 51, or maybe you’re more interested in finding out where the Illuminati hide their secret meetings. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground tunnels that lead to a parallel universe – trust us, it’s a wild ride.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and downright craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what secrets you can uncover. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3605
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Votes:	9668
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	249	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	2323
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	2724
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ores Mined:	1054	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Love Letters Sent:	9
Void Armor Forged:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2888
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Votes:	7207
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	881
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	263	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever