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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7717 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 4672 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!
So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!